Dick-Squeezer

a person or object that grabs and enjoys touching penises, dildos, and objects shaped like dicks.

Ian is such a Dick-Squeezer.

by WebstersDictionary2009 May 13, 2009

Squeezer

One who claims their parents possesions as their own

I have an S2000!

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

Squeezer

Term given to pedophiles by molested youths.

Thats the squeezer who touched me!

by bobby age 9 February 14, 2003

Squeezer

One who believes in the existence of so called, "Unlimited Bandwidth."

by Left February 13, 2003

Squeezer

poop that hangs off the end of your ass, making it necissary to squeeze your asscheeks and wiggle around till its falls.

man this turd wont drop, its a real squeezer!

by pfloyd February 20, 2003

Squeezer

stiffy from mafiamob.com
also known as the raper of albino hairless Thai Midget boys.

Stiffy is going to Thailand next year..what a squeezer

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

squeege

A term used to describe marijuana, usually schwag.

Hey man, got any squeege? I got this battie...

by siddharthacomplex May 13, 2005