Slunching

Hunching and slouching at the same time

“Stop slunching Igor!” “I literally can’t, thir.”

by Powderpinkpunch October 16, 2021

Squeaking

To let out one small tear while being in an emotional state

Big D was squeaking after watching Taylor Swifts short film: All Too Well

by Biggie Cheems November 21, 2021

Squeezing orange juice

When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.

"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."

by nasty nsfw December 30, 2021

Squashing the Vibes

When a nibba be talking some bum ass shit that completely kills the overall good vibe and bums everyone else

Me and the bois about to consume some Popeyes, Jollibee's or whatever the fuck is open at 1am:
Boi 1: damn yo, I'm famished asf I think imma order the 8 piece bucket all for myself
Bum boi: Don't you know that deep fried chicken is loaded In triglycerides and fat and the chemicals from the super heated cooking oil are carcinogic blah blah

Gives a condescending look
Boi 1" bro you are like totally squashing the vibes over here, it's 1am I got the munchies I honestly don't give a fuck about any of that shit.

by reformedshibainu February 18, 2022

Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.

Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.

by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022

Squanching

The act of sitting on your ass and not doing shit at work.

I’m squanching today, let me watch my tik tok.

by Gertrude Madora March 28, 2022

Squanching

When you just be chilling and shitting with your homies

Me and me homles just be squanching at Lamar's house

by BallzInYoJawz21 May 7, 2022