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Split the chewy

To vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.

The entomology comes from the act of splitting, i.e. one thing being diverted or cut into two different directions or entities and the chewy, i.e. that which has been eaten or chewed.
After eating that old potato salad, I spent the night rotating from face up to face down at the toilet, That crap made me split the chewy
by gweschuck76 January 20, 2011
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Splitting lumber

Slitting the middle of your dick and having another dick inserted inside of the slit. While in the other dick this person then pisses into it so the other person will be able to piss out another persons piss.
Me and Eric were totally splitting lumber last night...

Yea i know ive heard that Eric is a total slut i heard he did Pb and J with DAN!
by Notkyle August 2, 2009
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split critter

a vagina or the imprint of a pussy
im hunting the elusive split critter
by jackazz September 15, 2003
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split check

Turning your hand to the side and in a fast, karate chop like motion chopping between the vagina. If done effectively the split check will result in a camel toe.

The split check is also a way of determining the gender of the truely androgynous.

The split check can also be performed between the butt cheeks.
"I ain't scared to split check a bitch!"

"My girlfriend split checked my ass, I kind of liked it..."

"After Alex split checked me, it hurt for days!"

"I couldn't tell if it was a guy or a girl, so I split checked it!"
by AL FUCKIN PAL September 2, 2008
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banana split

Teenagers (usually skater boys), that put bananas and chocolate syrup on/in their shoes and usually crush it with their socks. The end result is called a banana split.
Person 1: Did you hear about the guy in our class that had to eat a banana split?
Person 2: No? Were the shoes clean?

Person 1: No, it was a skater boy, his white vans were far from clean.
by doughbrough November 21, 2020
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Split tongue

Tongue forking, also known as a split tongue, is form of body modification. The tongue is divided from the tip toward the back of the tongue for about 1-2 inches. The result is a bisected tongue, not unlike that of a lizard’s tongue.
Did you see that chick with the split tongue? It's grossing me out!
by Golden shower 69 February 23, 2010
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