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Toilet Splash

When your dropping nuggets in the tilotet there’s a chance the water will splash your asshole your making it clean. therefore it’s a toilet splash and yes this was written after I had experienced a toilet spalsh.
Bro you got to try and do a toilet splash I was shitting and then the water form the Toilet splashed my ass making it a toilet splash now it’s super clean now!!.
by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019
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Selby Splash

A Jackson Pollock inspired pooh painting left on the back wall of the toilet for all the world to enjoy.
Auctioneer: “Ladies and gentlemen, the next piece up for sale is a 2014 Selby Splash made possible by a long weekend of tap beer and disco fries. We will start the bidding at $150,000.”
by whatchootalkingboutwillis September 21, 2022
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coochie splash

A sponge bath for the vagina....
Girl : I wanted to have sex with him but I had just done my first cream pie gang bang porno shoot so I went to the restroom for a coochie splash
by LemmeF1ndOut July 6, 2021
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Brownie splash

A splash of water a person receives in the butt when they are taking a shit, dump, or poop. When you're poop hits the water and splashes back up into you
"Gotdamit man, I just got brownie splashed. I even tried standing up as my turd left my butt

to avoid this!!"

- Marcus R
by Marcus R Jr June 13, 2015
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Sidewalk Splash

When you get hit with water runoff from the road due to someone driving too fast over it. Also an old TV trope in which a character has this happen to them to add insult to injury when already having a bad day.
Jill: “How could things get any worse!?”
*Gets Sidewalk Splashed*
by BigLesbianLol June 8, 2019
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Flush on Splash

Flushing the toilet as soon as the terd hits the water. A common courtesy owed to all patrons of public restrooms.
If you are gonna use my crapper you better flush on splash bro...
by Flushonsplash August 2, 2012
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whale splash

whale splash, is a short stubby turd that is heavy in weight! so when it hits the water in the toilet it splashes you.
Steve did you hear that? I think Brett just got whale splashed! I heard him cussing in the bathroom.
by stevetotheo April 13, 2015
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