spoon

To fit curves of one body to curves of another

Hey baby, let's get naked and spoon.

by Ame-Cat May 13, 2003

Doom Spoon

This is the large cooking spoon your mom used to beat your ass with when you were bad. Often made of plastic and large enough to whale on 2 asses at one time, the doom spoon was able to withstand years of abuse. The doom spoon typically came with holes in it to prevent wind resistance and increase velocity, pre-impact. The doom spoon also often was used as a projectile when the target could not be reached, e.g. when the target climbs a tree to avoid the beating, the doom spoon may be thrown at the ass to inflict low-level pain.

The doom spoon typically has a 15 year shelf life. Once the child turns 15, the doom spoon becomes more humorous than painful. The 16th year of life is often referred to as "the doom spoon-free year."

Mothers across the world switched from wooden doom spoons to plastic in the early part of the 20th century in order to prevent splintering.

by -hef- November 10, 2009

spoon-hug

A special type of hug.

Used in more intimate situations - for example, between a boyfriend and girlfriend rather than friends. In it, one person lays down facing away from the other, who then wraps their arms around their partners' waist from behind.

During this type of hug, It is common for people to move their legs up against their partners, and/or rest their head on the others' back.

The partners will find it more natural and comfortable holding their bodies in similar curved positions - giving this hug it's name. The one holding his/her partner acts as the "spoon".

It is possible to spoon hug standing up too - just have one person turn the other way and hug them from behind!

Go to http://preview.tinyurl.com/27sgcp to see an amusing example of a spoon-hug, since it's kind of hard to write an example for this...

"Hey, Alyssa... can I spoon-hug with you?"

by Adam L James December 30, 2008

Spoon

1. An eating utinsel, usually made of twisted metal, but can also be carved from word or shaped of perceline. Can also be carved of marbel and is often considered one of the most idiotic things to collect.
2. A type of "pipe" used for smoking various combustible substances, usually affiliated with marijuana.
3. A type of cuddling in which the male lays back and the female positions herself, resting with her back against the male.
4. A type of sex similar to the above definition, but the man's penis is inserted into the womans vagina as she rests against him.
5. A band that came out of Texas and is widely exclaimed.
6. An insult that could be used against a mentally retarded or dense person. Can also be used against someone cought in the act of acting stupid.

"Ned, I do not understand why you INSIST on colecting so many of these blasted SPOONS!"

"Hey man, bring your best shit over tonight. I got a new spoon!"

Reggie and Catherine were spooning by the fire, just to enjoy each others company.

Ted's favourite position is spooning.

Times magazine did a cover story on the new hit sensation "Spoon".

"Oh my GOD, Fred! You are such a SPOON!"
"Hey retard, why don't you go back to your mommy and speak in spoon to her?! *assumes a steriotypical 'retard' position by placing hand limply thumping against chest and adjusting face to look stupid* Durrr, durrr, durrr!"

by Kazaaar Dereph E'Nairon November 5, 2008

Spoon

romantic cuddling

wife: 'lets spoon honey'
husband: 'fuck you bitch, suck my dick and sit on my face'

by emohammers December 10, 2003

spoon of destiny

the greatest and best spoon in existence, was created by an unknown entity at the creation of the universe and destroyed satan in 1679, the location of the spoon is know unknown but is thought to have been blown by the blast of a bomb on mars, while showing aliens awesome ninja pwnage and blown towards tasmania, australia on earth

spoon of destiny:.............................................
guy:OMG its the spoon of destiny!
spoon of destiny:...............................................
guy: guess it can't talk

by keeper of the mighty spoon July 25, 2009

Spoon

An eating utensil, which, contrary to popular belief, was not invented until the 15th Century, by the English nobleman Gerald F. Spoon. The invention of the spoon played a major role in the rise of the artistic Renaissance, as artists, especially those in Italy, no longer wasted large amounts of their time eating soup with forks, and, thus, were able to devote more time towards their art.

"Now that I've finished my soup in a timely fashion by using this new utensil called a spoon, I'm able to paint this portrait of Mona Lisa." -Leonardo Da Vinci

by ovaltinejenkins15 October 1, 2017