sheepshead

limerick term for a flaming curly haired homosexual

that sheepshead was checkin you out man

by johnny taz May 24, 2006

Speedskating

The act of calling up an elderly woman in the pursuit of oral pleasure, and then following up by taberknackling the phone and the elderly woman's pet gerbal. This can be done (in the case the speedskater is gay) to an elderly man as well.

Robby: "I just speedskated Old Lady Gertrude down the street. You wouldn't believe how good old lady gums and gerbal fur feels on your nuts."

Casey: "Gee wizz...I can't wait til I can speedskate my gramma!"

by Dick Tracy December 19, 2004

Speesalk

One who has had a temporary blonde moment, or just a dumbass in general.

blonde-"the sun revolves around the earth."
brunette-"You are a speesalk." *shakes head*

by valleyflutegirl May 30, 2007

Sheepsheenana

a hick slang word used in a hick accent

Dan: "Dude, we have a euro test today."
Kirby: "SHEEPSHEENANA!"

by SarahMarcyMegan November 8, 2007

sheepscapade

an event or "escapade" when one goes to someone else's farm (or your own, if your lucky) to pursue shilfs or other ugly sheep that aren't really that attractive but just can provide a one night stand. you know, a sheep you can sex up and not call back later. one of THOSE.

An: Hey wanna join in on my sheepscapade tonight? I heard Howards is on vacation, we should be able to get in his farm EASY.
Matt: No thanks, man. I'm off the shash for a while.
An: You mean you believe all that about Sheefer Madness? It's all cropaganda!
Matt: No, course not. It's just that...
An: Just what?
Matt: I think I got Baaa pregnant.
An: You mean that one curly haired ewe down in Johnson's farm?
Matt: Yeah...
An: Oh shit man oh shit oh shit.
Matt: I don't know what to do man. Everytime I pass his farm on the bus SHE's looking at me. I know she knows it's me.
An: This is getting too serious for me, I'm outta here.

by BAAAAAAAAAA December 9, 2008

sheepsticles

1. when your testicles lack testosterone, you become sheepish

2. a resource in the board game settlers of catan

Example1:
dude 1: why don't you eat 40 hot dogs in 1 minute?

dude 2: i cant do it, just can't

dude 1: i am going to kick you in your sheepsticles, if you don't do this

Example2:
dude, i want to trade in my le ores for sheepsticles

by Sapanani April 25, 2010

sweepskate

A person that enters sweepstakes, contests and giveaways but never buys anything or looks at any promotional info.

I think my wife would actually win something someday if she wasn't such a sweepskate!

by NTMMFTS January 1, 2014