sparta

what this is
the opposite of "madness"

Persian Dude:...This is madness
Buff Dude with an accent: THIS IS SPARTA!

by MAZER86 February 23, 2008

Sparta

"Sparta" is what "this" is.

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: what is this?

Guy 2: this is sparta

Guy 2: oh yeah thanks for reminding me.

by Persian emissary January 11, 2009

spartan fart

Noun:
An extreme fart capable of felling trees and buildings.

WOW! How did they demolish that building?!

They did it with a single Spartan fart.

by ProperRhombus July 15, 2007

sparta

ok i live in sparta, nj...i live in an average size house which is probably considered small by most people there...but just cuz a lot of the kids are potheads and sluts...doesn't mean we all are i don't drink or do drugs or anything like that i don't sleep with every guy that walks by and this may seem conceited but i'm not ugly...just what i'm trying to say is don't judge a book by it's cover cuz i'm pretty sure i'm not the only kid in sparta like this

sparta may not be the best but it's ok.

by smilingkate December 9, 2007

spartanburg steamer.

To have your face covered in shit by another individual and then immediately run into your room and cry without washing. The steamer is often preceded by the Hot Swank.

David called his Mom after enjoying a spartanburg steamer.

by L-ish January 17, 2008

sparta

A city of Ancient Greece inhabited by bad-asses and a bad-ass rock band.

Sparta rule but the greeks are scum.

by Donnie December 13, 2004

Homo Spartan

Someone who is obsessed with the Spartans in the hit flick 300.

A person who is half homo sapien as well as hitting the gym constantly working out on the spartan routine that incorporates karate and other strenuous activities.

The complete opposite of a ladies man and spits no game at the opposite sex. Many then believe that the Homo means homosexual but they are completely wrong because this man is the ugly version of a metro sexual.

That man getting his @$$ beat by a 8 year old girl in karate class is a homo spartan.

by Spartan Hunter January 24, 2008