Beard Sniffer

Straight men who like to hang out in gay bars in hopes to hook up with the fag hags (women who hang out with gay men, aka their beard).

I don't think he's gay, he's just a beard sniffer.

Watch out for beard sniffers at gay bars, they may try to act gay just to get close to you, but they're just trying to get in your pants!

by shoe-luva May 29, 2010

Rick sniffer

Cupping another persons fart for them i farted putting it in their face.

I walked up behind him, he farted & I cupped it & put it in his face... "you just rick sniffered me!"

by Sridickdanger August 27, 2017

Sniff- Sniff

This in fact is not a spoken word so much as a sound. It is the same sound made when someone is sniffing their nose as they are crying or trying to stop crying. The recovery sniffs is the sound you are mocking.

It is a sarcastic way to show someone you feel no pity for their situation.

Just like playing the tiny violin for a person, this mocks the persons sadness by "crying" along with them. See example

Bjorn: Yesterday, my girlfriend told me that my clothing is out of style and it really hurt my feelings.

Bennett: (very sarcastic)"Sniff-Sniff".... "Sniff- Sniff" oooh "sniff-sniff"...that's just terrible

Bjorn: Oh shut up

by Randoni April 6, 2009

Slap and Sniff

When a guy slaps your face with his penis and then makes you sniff it

John:why is one side of your face and your nose red?

Shannon: my BF slap and sniff' me and i found out i'm allergic to penis smell

by mr10am November 23, 2009

pussy sniffer

A guy/girl who likes the aroma of pussy

Man that nigga is one crazy ass pussy sniffer

by bulldog07 May 13, 2006

Butthole Sniffin Adventure

An adventure you go on with your friend Dan. But first you must persuade him in a clean kid voice before doing so. You also have to beckon him to get the best results.

I want to go on a butthole sniffin adventure with my friend Dan COME ON. What are you standing around for knucklehead. Why aren't you following me, I've beckoned you, COME ON.

by Tia Anonymous August 26, 2016

whiffle sniffer

someone that sniffs a female's bicycle seat after she is done riding it

Did you see tom with tracy's bike, he is such a fucking whiffle sniffer.

by Josh February 16, 2004