Sleepy hollow 

A Dried up old vagina, typically under used and over age.

Dorothy had to borrow blanches lube when Stanley couldn't get his dick into her sleepy hollow.

Sleepy hollow by Thegoldengirls October 21, 2013

Sleepy Finger 

When you are pretending to sleep next to a girl and she is completely in a deep sleep. You stick your hand down their pants and finger them in their sleep.

Alex: Wow she's actually asleep.

*Gives the Sleepy Finger*

Rosie: hmmm

*Wakes Up*

Rosie: What the **** do you think your doing! Get the **** out now!!

*Kicks in the penis*

Sleepy Finger by ASickMindedFreak June 14, 2010

sleepy pancakes 

1. when one man jizzes on another mans ass and then eats it untill he gets sleepy.
2. eating jizz off the ass until one gets sleepy.
3. pancakes ordered with jizz instead of syrup, usually resulting in extreme drowsiness, followed by homosexual urges

have u ever ate pancakes at iHop and all the sudden you feel really sleeply? (Just go and ask for the "Sleepy Pancakes").

sleepy pancakes at ihop go get you some !!

me and my man gave each other sleepy pancakes down in lubbock

sleepy pancakes by George Collins January 2, 2008

Sleepy Joe 

Something Donald Trump calls his political rival Joe Biden to make his supporters think that Biden is mentally incapable of holding office due to his age and his stutter. However, if Joe is president, we will all be able to sleep soundly again.

Trump supporter: Sleepy Joe Biden has dementia
Normal person: No he doesn't, also Ronald Reagan had dementia.
Trump supporter: I - uh- no.... TRUMP 2020
Normal Person: Fucking idiot

Sleepy Joe by real_deal_steel_69 September 10, 2020

sleepy marshmallow 

When young men produce a limp bizkit while an unknowing member is sleeping, but still has an active role. When the concious young men achieve orgasm on the cracker, it is then fed to the sleeping member of the limp bizkit.

Billy was infuriated when Caleb, Ray and Alex fed him the sleepy marshmallow.

Boy that sleepy marshmallow was tasty!

sleepy marshmallow by rarballa July 23, 2006

Sleepy Tuesday 

In a dream I had, I refered to a boner as a "Sleepy Tuesday"... dream gold...

"Hey, Furgey, check out my raging Sleepy Tuesday!"
"Hey, thats a nice Sleepy Tuesday!"
"How well does it land shark?"
"lets see!"

Sleepy Tuesday by PWH April 28, 2005

Sleepy Hollowed 

To be decapitated by an axe or sword by someone preferably riding a horse or motor cycle. Basically, it's a drive by beheading.

Did you see that movie "300" when that dude's son gets sleepy hollowed right in front of his dad?

Yeah that shit was epic!!

Sleepy Hollowed by Taborific March 30, 2009