Skunk money

When you go balls out doing something stupid

ME:Yo Steve do you wanna skunk money it
STEVE:I don't know looks a bit dangerous

ME:Do it for the boyz?

by Rat pudding 49 January 27, 2017

gym skunk

A gym rat who smells like a skunk after workout

My roommate Kevin is a gym skunk, the entire apartment stinks after he comes back from workout.

by Kouschik July 1, 2018

punch the skunk

to furiously masturbate

Joe: hey Adam, I'm gonna go punch the skunk
Adam: aye my man can i come?

by Thailand22321 May 20, 2019

Skunk biscuit

Similar to a shart, this happens when you think you need to fart, but a small biscuit of poo tags along AND leaves a dark streak on your underwear. Named for its smell, color pattern, and general consistency. These are common among older people who have lost control of their sphincter.

(Clinching butt cheeks together while walking stiff legged) Oh, shoot! I'm gonna need a bathroom right quick, I've got a skunk biscuit here. These Wednesday undies are definitely going in the trash.

by CBromberg March 26, 2017

sacred skunk

What you call a godly strain of some dank ass weed.

Yo man lets chill at my place I got some dank ass sacred skunk rolled up man.

by Volka September 11, 2016

skunk the cat

A very cuddly boi, very chonk, much love, he go purr, he a big chonk of fur, and most importantly when he see laser, he will say the N word

Wow look at skunk the cat, he’s so cute, and very chonk

by DeedeeDoodooIsOnTheToilet May 30, 2020

Tarp skunk

Someone who has given up on life. They no longer take showers and wear their pajamas out in public.

That dude smells like shit and looks like he's wearing a sheet around his waist, what a tarp skunk!

by Dre716 January 24, 2020