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Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus

A malfunction/birth defect in the brain that causes one to invision themselves in a crashing space craft in a far away galexy and also causes one to have no genitals. This malfunction/birth defect is uncurable and has no treatment so in other words your fucking skrewed. If you or a friend has this malfunction/birth defect, please call your local doctor and make sure its not affecting you sex life as it may cause you to have no penis or vagina. Be sure to ask for a pot perscription as it may just make your life easier or dont and just deal with yo shit.
Dude! You didnt hear? She got kicked out of school because she has Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus!! :O

Chick comes out of Star Trek: Can you please help me? I think i have Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus?
by Never_Shout_Jennie July 9, 2011
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siege penis

1. When someone has a fucked up dick

2. When someone has a big dick
Johnny is walking like that because he got fucked by a siege penis last night.
by PainGang666 May 5, 2016
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sigge

Whos dat king?
Sigge, dont you know
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Siggen

When the radio can’t play the dirty version, so to remove curse words they reverse them and put a low pass filter on them. The word nigga reversed with a low pass filter sounds like: “siggen”
Travis Scott: cuz all my siggens outside yeaaahhhh

In the future the word siggens will be used as a replacement to the word nigga.

The word still gives off that same feeling as if you were to say nigga.
by Cgenius October 10, 2017
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Siege the castle

A game where one person clinches their butt cheeks while the other tries to penetrate them.
I was trying to siege the castle, but I wasn't making any ground.
by Riq1982 November 1, 2017
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Sigge

Plebsen bless me Sigge
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simeonne

The person who doesn’t exist because no one knows how to spell or pronounce it correctly when seeing my name.
It’s Simeonne (Sim-e-n) get it right.”
by Hella-Gay May 19, 2019
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