Alicia Simmons

Now known as Alicia Way. Wife to My Chemical Romance bassist Mikey Way as of March 7th, 2007. Former/temporary bassist for band From First to Last.

Receives a good amount of hate from people that have never met her simply because of her fortunate good looks, and the fact that she is with Mikey Way. Has actual hate communities dedicated to her. Has two cats with Mikey Way, named Bunny and Pumpkin.

Friends with Eliza Cuts.

"ZOMG i hate Alicia Simmons she's such a witch cuz she's got mikey Way!"
"No you don't, you're just jealous. GET OVER IT."

by Andrea Zurcher May 31, 2007

Simon-hot

adj. The absolute hottest a shower's water can get.

Man, my balls were cold so I took a simon-hot shower. Now my pubic hair has been seared off.

by PeeAchEyeEll October 16, 2006

Simone

Just a great girl in general. Once you get her don’t lose her.(also a badass)

Did you really beat up Annie (Simone: yep I knew she was Karen’s daughter and she got on pay nerves)

by legendary_princess November 22, 2019

simon joke

a joke that was once a party starter but then simon came along and ruined it!!!

Simon: hey guys, i have a 2 inch penis.

Everybody: shut the fuck up simon
*everybody procedes to beat the crap out of simon*

Simon: no please.. THE PAIN!!!

by X1z.Lachy March 29, 2005

Diggy Simmons

a 16-year old rapper whose father was a part of run dmc. became well known from his family reality tv show run's house. but he is now making a name for himself and he has reached a million folllowers on twitter, been on three tours in less than a year, sold out show, and his highly anticipated album "unexpected arrival" comes out on march 20th, a day before his birthday. with his fans the "jetsetters" behind him, diggy is going nowhere but up like jetsetters do!

Fan "Did you hear that song "do it like you" on the radio?"

Fan B - "Yeah. I did"

Fan "Isn't it amazing it is by Diggy Simmons?"

by fangirl June 10, 2012

Simon

Huge freaking cock. Amazing personality and an amazing best friend over all. You would love to be his friend even if he is short. If you end up as his girl, keep him, you wont get anyone else like him.

Simon is the most amazing guy on earth.

by Shae_loves_life003 November 9, 2017

Simon

The finest, funniest, sweetest, smartest, and most flirtatious guy a girl could ever wish to meet. He can woo any girl with just his sexy, stunning, blue eyes and golden, shimmery, blonde hair. You'll want to break up with your boyfriend just to get with him because he's that good. Although he can get to be annoying sometimes, he does it on purpose because that's his way of flirting with chicks. He can also be pretty badass to impress us girls. Simon is always there for his bros, whatever, whenever. He's pretty kick-ass at soccer, too. Every girl needs a Simon in their life, whether the relationship is platonic, romantic, and/or sexual. You can't live without him.

Girl 1: Woah, look at that guy's eyes, they are so perfect!
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend, Simon.

Girl 3: Look at that guy play soccer. He sure knows how to kick.
Girl 4: Yeah, he's incredibly hot. His name is Simon.

by downtothetenniscourt May 27, 2014