Shattenfreude

deriving pleasure from someone else shitting himself.

Wow, that loudmouthed douche-nozzle keeps yelling "BOOM!" after finishing every set...aaaand he just pooped himself.

#shattenfreude

by MüsKnukl June 18, 2016

Shattoed

When one whom takes a dime piece home and gets cock blocked by her brother.

Me: dude you hit a home run last night?
Seth: no I got shattoed

by Deekdel July 25, 2016

shritta

Moist

You are very Shritta.

by BlueBallMcGhee May 25, 2017

shatter resistant ruler

a ruler that isn't shatter resistant but you smash it against a table anyway, hoping it will break

Jack: Charlotte is this a shatter resistant ruler?
Charlotte: no so don't .....
*Jack smashing the ruler into the table over and over again*
Jack : Charlotte this is a shatter resistant ruler

by mailyobbie October 17, 2017

shatteu

A lifeless person. Is hated by everyone because he never steps away from his pc.

Wow shatteu sucks at life.
Yes he does.

by Shatteu January 29, 2018

Shartted

It’s when you poo your pants a little when you fart.

I thought it was just a fart, but not I shartted and now I have to go get new pants.

by Little Dani Joe June 17, 2018

shatter your pelvis

to be vague, it means sex. because he will be pounding into her so hard, and fast, that her pelvis (the bones right by the vagina) will simply, shatter.

man: damn baby i’m about to shatter your pelvis.

woman: mhh baby get to it.

by penisvaginalolol July 13, 2018