Texas Steam Shovel 

When you shat in a girls mouth and then make her deep throat your dick

I gave her a texas steam shovel last night.

Texas Steam Shovel by Lendale April 4, 2008

Houston Mud Shovel

A Houston Mud Shovel is when you poop in a girl's mouth and use your erect penis to scoop ("shovel") it back out.

"Susan was running her mouth, so I gave her the Houston Mud Shovel to shut her up."

Houston Mud Shovel by MUMB Drumline August 24, 2011

Pork Shovel 

Similar to meat hammer with more of a shoveling motion.

I got caught Pork Shoveling your mom's trench last night!

Pork Shovel by Awesom-O078485 April 24, 2009

coconut shovel 

When you ejaculate on a girls breasts and she knocks you out with them right after

I brought Susie home and she hit me with a coconut shovel and haven't heard from her since.

coconut shovel by CumChubbs May 14, 2015

like shit off a shovel 

Describes an something that is quick/fast

The new McLaren goes like shit off a shovel

like shit off a shovel by Waddyatalkinabeet December 25, 2016

Rape Shovel 

1. A French council worker.

2. A shovel for assiting in the process of rape.

"The only way to avoid this rape shovel is consent!"

Rape Shovel by rocket_punch June 29, 2009

fuck shovel 

An insult that compares the insultee to that of nothing less than a dick, which is clearly a synonym. Far worse than motherfucker, fuck shovel delivers the punch the balls you've been looking for.

Rex: Go make a sandwich.
Kiley: Fuck off, fuck shovel. I do what I want.

fuck shovel by Kiley Brobert December 21, 2010