Shitbox Fever

(noun)
When your shitbox gains a substantial amount of power due to sub freezing air temperatures, caused by the oxygen content increasing from the cold air.

"Dude, holy shit, I did a 0-60 in 9 seconds flat thanks to that shitbox fever"

by EmiliaTansCheeks January 24, 2026

shitbox

I car which user don't care about, a basic mean of transportation. An old but reliable and cheap to run,

often not looking good due to dents, rust and/or damage from minor collisions

This 1990 Corolla is my shitbox, I also have vintage Porsche 911 for weekends

by dildo777 August 11, 2025

Shitboot

Taking something that was popular and reviving it in the worst way possible.

Remember the failed Saints Row (2022) Shitboot?

by OG Johnny Gat September 5, 2025

Shitbox

A dilapidated or run down vehicle. Adjective for a rusted. non braking, smoking can't keep running truck.

Wyatt Bramells truck is a shitbox.

by Wrd gnus September 12, 2025

Houdini Shitbox

Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.

Mr. Houdini Shitbox strikes again!

by tytech038 March 21, 2022

Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023

Rusted shitbox

A vehicle with rust on the frame or on the body in mass

Includes: flaking rust, missing rockers, missing cab corners, rusted wheel wells, frame rust and damage

“Don’t buy that car it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“Look it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“I used to own a Rusted Shitbox”

by Joseph_Stuntin December 9, 2025