sheezer

frozen faecal matter. usualy frozen in house freezer. can be put in a plastic bag and used as lethal weapon (see example). ppl who practice this are called sheezerytes and the act is sheezerism

"oh dude sumone just lobbed a sheezer at me"

"dam , kallens out cold, he jus got hit by a sheezer"

" man sumone posted a sheezer through my door last nite "

by amy o'donnel January 22, 2005

shizer

two german girls crapping on each others mouth

dude i just saw this nasty shizer

by ben mccubbins July 8, 2003

Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a cheeky ginger with such amazing talent that when you listen to his music, caramel and chocolate syrup will pour out of your ears because his voice is so sweet.

Sheerio: *freaks out whenever a math symbol is shown*
Reasons to hate Ed Sheeran
-There
-Are
-None
-He
-Is
-A
-Fucking
-Angel.

by (/ °-°)/ August 18, 2014

Ed Sheeran

No not the popstar! Some false look-alike who tries to look up "Adrian" on the website and results as "claustrophobic" or "lazy" and claims he is Ed Sheeran but isn't he's some creepy dude who lives next door called Vincent and has stalked you for the last six weeks.

"Ed Sheeran is such a creepy dude, and i'm not even talking about the popstar"

by Darcey Dazer Dreamer 1233 May 11, 2018

Shezzer

Type of hard person from Chesterfield / Sheffield, UK. See tolly

He were a r8 shezzer (northern accent)

by theswirly November 17, 2003

shizered

To be extremely intoxicated with alcoholic beverages

"Sorry love i was shizered"

by nick October 23, 2004

shuzer

Shuzer is a type of animal commonly found in the uplands of northern asia, with short hind ears and a vestigial caudal fin. It preys on small insects and hummingbirds, and is nearing extinction from over-poaching.

Shh... a Shuzer is approaching!

by shuzerboy00769 April 27, 2004