by ThatGuyWhoDefinesThings January 4, 2014
Get the Gab Sessionmug. 1) Inability to recall, remember, or recollect participation in events, the parties involved, or topics discussed during said events when confronted by a third-party.
2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.
3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:
" I don't recall....."
" I don't remember...."
" I do not recollect...."
" I can't recall...."
" I forget...."
However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.
3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:
" I don't recall....."
" I don't remember...."
" I do not recollect...."
" I can't recall...."
" I forget...."
However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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1) I had to pull a Jeff Sessions when my girlfriend asked me if I had sex with her sister.
2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.
3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.
3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
by rumpel4skn January 25, 2018
Get the A Jeff Sessionsmug. When a photographer arranges random people to meet for pictures, can ended up in kissing, holding hands or sex at the end
by Elsancho2020 November 16, 2020
Get the stranger sessionmug. Depro sesh is known as a depression session where you cry with sad music on and hide from the rest of the world
by sadlula August 10, 2020
Get the depression sessionmug. When using body wash, soap, or shampoo as lubricant while masturbating, making suds as a result of the hand motion.
by JustLib June 8, 2018
Get the Sudsy Sessionmug. When you are feeling a bit sungery, you're full of anger, sadness, and just generally upset, so you sit down, turn on your gaming console (xbox, ps, pc) and put headphones on, or speakers next to you, and blare out some great music as loud as you can (especially dubstep)(best when using headphones) and then you would play a game (usually CoD) and you would use your favorite gun and go mental ! Your rage would help you fight this game, you would come top of the leaderboards every match!
(Refer to sunger for meanings).
(Refer to sunger for meanings).
by SungerManiac! October 30, 2011
Get the sunger sessionmug. Table with height not exceeding 20 cm, used for holding beer, tobacco, drug paraphenalia inc. mirrors etc. during a session. The lower the table the better 'cos everybody ends up on the floor munted
by Katherine23 April 27, 2006
Get the session-tablemug.