Seder

the longest meal you've ever had to sit through. for the jewish holiday passover. also, contains all your least favorite foods.

want to come over to my house for seder?

by drahcus February 13, 2010

sedat

Sedat is known for his enjoyment of food and beverages. A fun loving and kind hearted man, he approaches life in a positive way every day. He has a love of bargains and will not let an opportunity pass. Enjoys all things food and cooking related.

Person1: where did Sedat go to?
Person2: we can’t find Sedat!
Person1: ah of course he’s at the buffet

by Legendcass January 30, 2018

seductive

1.sexually attractive.

2.attractive in a way that makes you want to have or do sth.

1/e.g. a seductive woman/voice.

2/e.g. The idea of retiring to the south of France is highly seductive.

by nice guy December 14, 2006

seder plate

During the Passover holiday, the sexual act of simultaneously spitting, flicking boogers, defecating, shaking dandruff, urinating and ejaculating on the bare stomach of your Jewish lover, thus simulating the six traditional items on the Seder Plate. For extra emphasis, the main actor should commence this act by jubilantly shouting “let my people go!” at the point of climax.

I gave my main squeeze Yael a wicked hearty seder plate last night; it took her 3 hours to clean herself.

by Joost De Egressor March 12, 2008

Sedgwick

Sedgwick (as in Sedgwick Claims Management Services), is a worldwide insurance company crafted in the deep reaches of soulless corporate hell, often hired by large corporations, such as Walmart, Home Depot, or any big box retailer to minimize loss by invalidating claims made by victims of workplace neglect. In cases where it isn't possible to invalidate the claimant, Sedgwick will use other methods to reduce the victim's drive. This includes, but is not limited to, denying each and every request for hospitalization, treatment, or damages. You will need a lawyer to live through the fight, so ask your doctor if he has any recommendations.

"Oh no," the doctor sighed, "Your employer's insurance carrier is through Sedgwick claims... they're known as the Walmart Insurance company from hell, because they're going to deny you any help at all-- you're going to have to fight just to breathe." --paraphrasing my doctor.

by SimLaw June 1, 2018

seduce

The act of tempting someone into a sexual and/or romantic activity

I like my men dangerous, mysterious!
You want to be MY lover?
Earn it!
Seduce me!

by xX_FML_Xx January 1, 2020

sedultress

Sexy female, with one objective - FIND AND DESTROY (a taken man)!

She wants nothing but to use and abuse, disposible like a rubber after the fun has been knocked out of it. She certainly doesn't want to use "it" again. And the best part? She wants him coz he's not for sale ;)

X: "He's hot"
Y: "err he's also taken...? Off limits."
X: "Wanna bet?" (wry smile)

1 hour later returns with a bed head and his tie in her hand
Y: "You are some sedultress"

by Miss Moulin Rouge June 7, 2007