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Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

69. Tossed Salad is flicking the labia with your tongue and Scrambled Eggs is sucking on the balls and flicking them with your tongue.
Last night we had tossed salad and scrambled eggs when we got home.
by Trussetyv February 23, 2024
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Scrambled egg

The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.
Dude did you hear about Stacy?
Yeah dude, she turned that dude into a scrambled egg
by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019
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scrambled my yolk

to partake in sexual intercourse. Synonyms: penetrate, rearrange guts ect
girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
by greg boston 34 October 30, 2021
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scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
by jesus burrito April 15, 2009
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Scrambly

To complete an action so quickly it becomes inaccurate.
If he hadn’t have done his homework so fast the teacher wouldn’t have accused him of completing it scrambly
by JezzaPezza December 26, 2020
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Scrambled eggs

The act of holding on your piss to your limit and then proceed to edge yourself to be able to release a wonderful mixture of piss and semen inside of your bros asshole. You then let it ferment for a few minutes and now you can cook and eat it.
Hey my best bro, wanna eat some scrambled eggs with me ? (subliminal message)
by Grigni August 16, 2024
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spicy egg scramble

To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.
Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.
by vertigh0st September 12, 2021
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