schaffnit

Very nice people and don’t usually go to fancy places love horses and animals in all the best family you’ll ever meet

Schaffnit I wish my girl was a Schaffnit my Gil’s a plain old rhino

by Slime sisters 101 January 21, 2018

schtuff

An Austrian-accented slang version of the word "stuff," as in random things, now incorporated into American slang probably through characters like Hans and Frans from Saturday Night live who were a spoof on Austrian-American bodybuilder/actor/film-maker Arnold Schwarzenegger.

It is often (but not always) emotionally loaded, as in "stuff with emotional baggage attached."

"He needed to talk about his schtuff, so now he's seeing the psychoanalyst down the street, Dr. Schwarzenfreud."

"She has a lot of schtuff goin' on in her life right now. Give 'er a break."
"Dude, that's a lot of schtuff in your garage! You need to feng shui the sh*t out of that!

by petalouda October 22, 2018

Scrufflord

Anyone who self identifies as a Femboy and/or a Furry

"Kyle I am a Scrufflord. I've always known bill, I've always known"

by I_Love_Fat_Corn_Nutz December 19, 2022

Gage Schaffer

Gage Schaffer is the name given to an incredibly god-like man. He who bears this name will not need to worry about life, everything will come to him simply because of the name. Women, money, luck, friends, etc. No matter what, the rare amount of people with this name wont need to worry about life because life will cater to his every need.

Guy 1: Dude that's Gage Schaffer over there isn't it?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..

by Tikkitz April 17, 2011

Poo scruffs

The scruffs left behind on the bottom of the toilet bowl after taking a massive dump.

Eden: " HOLY BAJEEBERS! Aziza those are some pretty big poo scruffs you left there"
Aziza "I know.. but last time you took a shit i had to scrub it all off.. "
Eden: *tilts head in shame the looks up to the sky with fists in the air* "CURSE YOU POO SCRUFFS!!"

by Yigida June 18, 2011

scruff the ferret

The act of masterbation, male or female

"I'm gonna go home and scruff the ferret".

by Westley E November 6, 2007

Scruffing

The act of a male or female, though often male, furiously masterbating as if it were a matter of life and death. This act is then often repeated throughout the day. This term is also used in slang as "Scruffin".

Where is Todd? He is probably in his room scruffing.

by Scruffington March 25, 2010