Schlager

Fucking idiot who gets a cab 1 block from his destination. Also known as a cock blocker.

I would have hooked up with Miss Iowa except my buddy pulled a Schlager!

by Nick January 14, 2004

schligger Lip

an abnormally large space between your nose and your upper lip

Chrissy's schligger lip is two hot dogs wide

by Tony bizzalthazor December 13, 2006

schwing schwanger

the Part of the male anatomy that is used in sexual affairs

yo, girl you dont know about my schwing schwanger.

by discat2g September 20, 2004

Awrite Shagger

A phrase used commonly by eh true lads tae Greer yer pal who’s a bit ae a geezar (only true shaggars can use this term as it is strictly prohibited to PUSSYS)

Someone :sappnin lads

Me: awrite shagger
Someone: bully b*stars
In conclusion, this phrase can only be used by true scheme burds, catch ye shaggars xoxox

by Awrite shaggers/ top shagger April 29, 2019

Awrite shagger

A term used commonly by true mafias in order to show affection. This phrase is strictly prohibited to PUSSYS and can only be used by the real shaggers.

Bully bastards: jumps fra

me: awrite shaggers

by Awrite shaggers/ top shagger April 29, 2019

sofa shagger

when some one shoves there penis into a sofa as a form of masterbation,

"did you hear about joe morris", "no what ?", " he told me that he shaggs his sofa every night" haha what a sofa shagger

by foggy123 October 18, 2010

shagger

I can't believe i'm the only person to search for this word. A woman welcome at any occassion. (except weddings perhaps)

I left my newlywed wife and took one of her bridesmaids up the scutter in the honeymoon suite. Filthy shagger I am.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003