shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong

A peinicular area (penis)

hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken

by Roots aka conn April 4, 2009

5 dollar foot shlong

What my mom eats when the mailman comes over.

My mom ate the mailmans 5 dollar foot shlong.

by Guiseppe Jackson June 7, 2020

Shlong Island Iced Tea

A play-on-words, combining the popular cocktail Long Island Iced Tea, and shlong, a humorous term for penis. It refers to an unusually large amount of ejaculate consumed by a woman after oral sex. It can be from one male or multiple

Chad: “man, I served up some Shlong Island Iced Tea for Kate last night”
Dave: “nice one bro”

by Hank28 February 13, 2021

King shlong dat hoe

when andy mcvittie fucks a girl so hard she dies

Go on my son king shlong dat hoe! tear her right up the middle. No mercy!!!!!!!!!!

by king slong August 5, 2008

Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you

Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!

by AlmostCCAfton May 24, 2021

30 inch long shlong

What Donald Trump has stuffed in his tight little dress pants.

"Okay folks, you give me no choice! We're gonna impose tough tariffs, the toughest tariffs on C h i n a and that money is gonna pay for a great W A L L!" (crowd screams ecstatically)... (meanwhile in china) "Mr. Trump you cannot impose these tariffs on us, they are just dumb, why?" (Ambassador gets cockslapped across the room by an erect log of a dick) "That's where you're WRONG! I have the 30 inch long shlong!"

by The Pee Pee Master August 25, 2019

King Kong Long Shlong

Its just noice

king kong long shlongs are great

by anonymous March 2, 2021