When your on a sail boat and recurve a blowjob buy a girl with a wooden leg and a golden tooth. Right as your about to finish your dick gets blown off by a cannon ball.
by johnnyjrockets September 6, 2021
Get the The Pirate Salmug. by xenisafatassfag July 18, 2022
Get the salmug. by Pussgetter February 14, 2019
Get the Salmug. a once very large rat that seems to shrink whenever he feels like it. Other names include bullboy or salakraut.
by salakraut January 30, 2021
Get the salmug. Someone who is very kind and caring and just over all an amazing guy who treats women with the utmost respect.
by Sjishdisoshd July 18, 2025
Get the Salmug. When an unattractive male is somehow extremely attractive to women, usually because he is charming, confident, well-dressed and well-groomed.
Two perfect examples are Sal from Impractical Jokers and the YouTuber Chunkz.
Two perfect examples are Sal from Impractical Jokers and the YouTuber Chunkz.
Dude, how the fuck does Vincent pull so much?! He's like 5'7" and 200lbs; it defies the laws of time and space!
Nah dude, he just has a Sal Complex.
Nah dude, he just has a Sal Complex.
by gigantichugealphatitanschlong June 1, 2022
Get the Sal Complexmug.
Get the .9.¡sal a divertirte!.9.mug.