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Ruslan

Ruslan (Russian: Руслан) is a variant from Name arslan/aslan, which is translated as lion. It's comes from Caucasus and Russia, a super common name .

Ruslans often pay to be a part of a gang or club and are terrible at chess . They eat like lions but despite pumping weights to gain gangster muscles tend to be skinny fat .

They tend to be aggressive and don't owe them money or they will chase you down with a knife .
Yo dude watch out for that Ruslan Tkachev guy from elista, when you're at Ferzinism today , he's carrying a knife and if you beat him at Chess he's going to gut you like a pig in an abbatoir.
by ClaraThompson July 2, 2022
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Roland Garros

When after a long night of drinking your poop the next morning is an orangey brown color and paste like consistency that resembles the clay courts of the French Open at the Stade Roland Garros in Paris.
Ugh, Dennis and I drank a bottle of bourbon and 15 IPAs last night and I just dropped a Roland Garros in the toilet.
by kh1985 September 26, 2022
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Roland

Typically known as a manipulator, mansplainer, and misogynist. Roland’s do not have a single kind bone in their body and will do anything to hurt anyone simply for their own amusement. They care only about the story they are telling to other people for pity and will paint anyone in a bad light. Stupid. Really honestly stupid. One would be able to use many swear words to describe a Roland. Many would use f**Kwitt as a common one. It was also heard that more often than not, a Roland will not only come with abusive qualities, but a small Willy too! It’s a package deal!! Never trust a Roland and if you can, on your death bed say “I left a million dollars under the..” and then die before you can finish the sentence. Drive any Roland to insanity if it is the last thing you do!!!
Person 1: “Did you hear about that Roland guy”

Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
by Georgia Maria Antoinette Smith October 15, 2022
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Rolands

A very attractive person, who is very caring and cares for his girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel loved.
can be seen as mean at the start but is actually extremely sweet and kind.
will do anything for his girlfriend just to be happy.
the most handsome man alive.
extremely sexy.
by heheveeg October 22, 2022
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Ruslan

The most pompous person you can know. He's always looking out for himself and his ego is incredibly big. Don't trust him because he says one thing and thinks another. Maybe as a guy he is nice, but if he gets tired of you (and he will anyway) be prepared to be best friends with your girlfriend and forget about you.
Don't trust him. He is Ruslan.
He as bad as Ruslan.
by Angel-messenger from a God November 1, 2022
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roland

the most excellent person you will ever meet. he is so smart and talented and will rock your world. he is an amazing teacher and you should always look up to him. he is really kind and is always available to hug a friend in need. he trusts everyone, but do not lose a roland's trust as it will hurt him and yourself. never betray him as he wont forgive you for it. always be friends with roland and never let him go.
"roland is the nicest person and is always willing to help a friend in need."
by katrina bbbb December 12, 2022
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ruohan

A total sweetheart who I very much love. Please keep on existing, my love.
"They said I love you to me, I'm sure they're a Ruohan."
by secularfraud January 29, 2023
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