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Ruslan (Russian: Руслан) is a variant from Name arslan/aslan, which is translated as lion. It's comes from Caucasus and Russia, a super common name .

Ruslans often pay to be a part of a gang or club and are terrible at chess . They eat like lions but despite pumping weights to gain gangster muscles tend to be skinny fat .

They tend to be aggressive and don't owe them money or they will chase you down with a knife .
Yo dude watch out for that Ruslan Tkachev guy from elista, when you're at Ferzinism today , he's carrying a knife and if you beat him at Chess he's going to gut you like a pig in an abbatoir.
by ClaraThompson July 3, 2022
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A whiny russian sister girlfriend wife or mother who will cry for money and fake illnesses to buy " medications" and threaten to die if she isn't paid. Will cost you a quarter of your wage every week.

She will also lie and disrespect boundaries . Never be born to a Ludmilla, never fuck one either or you will go crazy with her in your life and may end up in jail .
Ludmilla took 45000 rubles of me just for a face cream then she swore she had cancer and needs to see a doctor and robbed me another 7000 rubles .

Ludmilla get the f*ck out of my bed and get out of my house .
by ClaraThompson July 3, 2022
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