the ringer

when a girl is sucking your penis, at the moment of ejaculation you cup your hands and smack her in her ears simutaineously creating the ringing in her head, she will be so stunned that she wont realize she just swallowed your load.

the girl didnt know how to give a bj so i gave her the ringer

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

Ringfellows

A gay pole-dancing pub located in London Town, ran by long-haired wrinkleton Peter Ringfellow

Sorry Paul, I won't be able to join you for a spot of cribbage, Mark and I are heading off to Ringfellows with lined wallets.

by gwlad October 6, 2010

dead ringer

A movie (actually titled "Dead Ringers") directed by David Cronenberg telling the story of identical twin gynecologists - Elliot and Beverly, played by the ever boring Jeremy Irons - One is shy and normal per se, the other, a total whack job. They share the same practice, the same apartment, the same women. When a new patient, glamorous actress Claire Niveau - played by the almost do-able Genevieve Bujold - challenges their eerie bond, they descend into a whirlpool of sexual confusion, drugs, and madness including the creation of "Alien-like" gynecological tools.

"I watched "Dead Ringers" and left the theatre feeling like a psychopath for having not left earlier."

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Ringer

Someone whos life revolves soulfully around Lord Of The Rings; the best movie ever. They have seen each movie well over 100 times and knows every line. Ringers can often be found quoting the movie/book in real life conversations.
Ringers will colect anything that has Lord Of The Rings on it even if it is a tag off the back of their shirt.

friend: my life sucks. i have no reason left to live.
ringer: there's some good in this world and it's worth fighting for.
friend: ...

by Rider Of Rohan October 8, 2005

Ringer

When having sex with a girl that uses Nuvaring as contraception, the ring slips over your penis and is subsequently pulled out of the vagina. A real accomplishment.

John: Last night was nice.

Jane: Yeah you scored a ringer.

John: When were we playing horseshoes?

Jane: You pulled my Nuvaring out during sex.

John: Word. I win.

by Master Chef T April 7, 2010

Bell ringer

a rare breed of gentlemen (the bellringers) who can drop schlong into a pint glass and achieve a thud on the bottom of the glass with their bell end.

Birdman's A champion bell ringer. He's capable of "touching base" on a yard of ale!

by afrolank June 3, 2016

ringuette

A semi sport that is played with sticks and a ring. Commonly played by lesbians just for the after party in the showers.

good ringuette game girls, now lets all get naked.

by lunz69 October 8, 2010