Pumpernickel Finger-Gun

A Pumpernickel Finger-Gun is a sexual act that involves anal sex and fingering. It commonly occurs when a Male and Female are having Anal Sex and the Males penis gets stuck in the Females sphincter.

Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.

It is a very messy process.

"Bro, I was fucking Stacey last night and we had to do the old Pumpernickel Finger-Gun!"
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 14, 2021

one-pumper

Pumper: verb meaning to perform the act of finishing sexual intercourse in a singular thrust

James, Becca told you was a one-pumper.

by Hejsybelbepdhskdisodjdjdp ;) June 9, 2018

pumpernickle

dark sourdough molasses bread can do pumper for a nickle

I was eatin pumpernickle. Pimp comes over say U like pumpernickle? I got one U can pump for a dollar!

So I took pumpernickle to the wedge @ new port beach had a ball boa bar + frozen banana!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

pumpers

word for steroids aka arnorlds

That mofo gotta b using some pumpers.

by MIG December 26, 2003

pumperd

An adjective - just about covers any description of rubbish

These trainers are pumperd.

by Chris philip Davies May 15, 2005

grundle pumper

(n) a grundle pumper is a person who enjoys playing with other people's grundles during sexual relations. (see 'grundle')

"Hey man why doesn't that kid get girls?"

"Because man, he's a total grundle pumper"

by Phil_M August 21, 2011

Pumper

When a girl gives blowjobs but she is not a hoe, prostitute, porn star, or whore.

"This Girl I know loves to seduce me by giving me head, she's not owned or poor, she must be a pumper."

by Felipe Negron August 20, 2008