Psychologistician 

A person who controls how and where information is present in the brain. Like a Psychologist but rather specializes in controlling the inner workings of the brain. Works in the profession of Psychologistics. Common tactics include reverse psychology, hypnotism, and cranial abuse"Often in cases the reptillian complex will overtake the limbic system, and abuse it physically, emotionally, sexually, mentally... the neocrotex stands idly by of course, not daring to interfere are the risk of being injured," says Dr. Max McRage, a leading member of the Worldwide Society of Psychologisticians.

My brain has been hurting ever since I went to my psychologistician...I wonder why Dr. McRage refused to comment on where he obtained his PhD.

Psychologistician by Lawrence Jackson December 16, 2008

Pub Psychologist 

An understanding and sympathetic person people turn to in a pub or bar to talk about their problems.

He got it all sorted after speaking to the pub psychologist.

Pub Psychologist by wardswords November 28, 2016

psychological gangbang 

No one is letting you neck, but no one is helping you either. You're being fucked over by your doctors, support system, government, family, friends, and the universe because whilst they don't want you to hurt (yourself) they don't wanna put in the effort to f**king help either.

P1: Man you doing okay?
P2: Nah man, having a psychological gangbang.
P1: Ah man that's rough.

psychological gangbang by lonelycactus July 12, 2020

psychological abuse

When someone leads you or makes you believe that something is true under false pretenses and you are blind sighted by the actual reality of the situation and you have believed it for a long time until what you thought was real is taking from underneath you and you are left with damage and so much hurt in your memory of what you perceived the whole time to be real was nothing more than a sick game

After we broke up i realized later He put me through so much psychological abuse, and now i am left here feeling alone and in the dark.

psychological abuse by shayzack24 July 18, 2016

punchology 

A class Chris Brown took in college

I took punchology and now I know how to punch a hoe

punchology by sm952014 February 13, 2015

Psychologist 

A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.

Dr. Sigmund Freud

Psychologist by nethcev! April 28, 2004

Psycholoper 

A psychologist turned developer. They are believed to be the ones giving birth to Skynet, ultimately causing to the defeat of Humans against the machines leading to the creation of the Terminator.

Hey, where do you find your developers?
I just created an army of psycholopers
WTF is a psycholoper?
A psychologist turned developer
Dank, I just hope this won't end up creating Skynet...

Psycholoper by superzadeh December 2, 2019