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Prosticon

One of a race of evil Robot Prostitutes that travel through space and time, fighting their good counterparts, the Whorebots. Usually is coin-operated but often accepts credit/debit. Hurts a lot more than other prostitutes when it drills you.
1. So that massage chair I sat in that was so good? It turned out to be a Prosticon!
by razorninja February 23, 2008
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prosti-twat

A young girl, simular to a prosti-tot but even more whorish.

A girl who is sleeping with a person for money, just not fully professional yet.
Whats Grandpa Jim doing with that prosti-twat from my class.
by J-DUB1890 May 15, 2010
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Prostate pool

A sex act that requires the submissive partner to receive anal penetration by a penis, a sex toy or any other improvised device. In so doing, the prostate is prodded, much in the way that a pool ball is struck by the pool cue.
Homosexual Man 1: "How about a game of prostate pool?"
Homosexual Man 2: "That sounds mighty fine. Are you going to put a pool cue up my ass?"
Homosexual Man 1: "I was kinda thinking of using a baseball bat instead."
by giardiaman December 11, 2013
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Prostate Pry Bar

When a man holds in a shit, let's the tip out, and sucks it back in repeatedly to scrape the prostate gland.
I used the trusty Prostate Pry Bar to get myself off.
by Gognoggler April 29, 2015
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Posty

Posty, a nickname for Post Malone or his real name Austin Richard Post, is what pretty much all his fans and friends call him. He even refers to himself as Posty because he is Young Stoney and he does what he wants.
Guy: “Yo have you heard of Posty?”
Girl: “Yeah he’s fire!”
by postylover November 10, 2019
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Devils Prostate Exam

sex move. Man covers hand in Tabasco sauce, and Fists someone, once hand is inside, he then makes devil horns.
Girl: Ouch my boyfriend gave me the devils prostate exam last night
Girl2: Ouch, is your ass okay?
by Hirohashmihung 2 September 26, 2008
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prostyle

Adjective meaning the best, master, godly, no substitute etc...
See Kryzto, SEQ, Slusher
Jeanelle: Who is Slusher anyway?
Kryzto: Slusher is Prostyle.

Kryzto: I just pwnd some noob who chose mids in cutthroat.
Slusher: Prostyle
by Tim Slusher May 9, 2006
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