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Programming Dysphoria

An intense state of disconnection often felt by computer programmers; A feeling or frustration exhibited when computer code that is not supposed to work works anyway, or when computer code that is supposed to work, does not work.

Also known as: Code Dysphoria.
Jeff to Himself: "I can't believe this code works, how is this even working? This doesn't make sense. This is not supposed to work. But then why doesn't this code work..."

Bob to Janet: "He is experiencing programming dysphoria"
Programming Dysphoria by 48219401243 November 22, 2018

programming addict 

someone who spends 200% of their time coding.
"have you seen Raj, he spends all day coding and playing league of legends"

"Yeah, what a programming addict."
programming addict by Wolfking99 February 8, 2022

Programming 

To enter a series of commands into a your mom
"what are you programming"
"programming your mom"
"that doesn't make sense"
"that's not what your mom said last night
Programming by alt-Shiga March 14, 2022

programming 

typing commands into a computer, then regret your life descisions.
My friend started programming, we wont see him for long.
programming by Pigpot April 18, 2022

ProGamer™

ProGamer™ (ˈprō ˈgā-mər ˈtē ˈem) is an individual who acts and talks (often implicitly) like they're god's gift to gaming, while simultaneously lacking any self-awareness or ability for team play; a thundercunt tryhard.

Defining characteristics of the ProGamer™ include, but are not limited to: arrogance, low temper, compulsive need to dictate how others should play, passive-aggressiveness, bitterness and toxicity.

Not to be confused with a pro gamer (a person who is skilled at vidya, or plays video games as a profession).
-I had a ProGamer™ in my team last match. He kept lambasting us while he couldn't even execute basic plays or communicate.
ProGamer™ by (0.=.0) July 19, 2022