Get the peytonk mug.A big fat gout scratcher who has intercourse with pigs and eat all of their food. He always makes fun of dwarfs because he is over 5 ft also he likes to spank baboon ass because in his words "it was asking for my courn". He also has a super hot model of a mom who is dating a total master blaster named Joseph, every night Joseph gives Peytons mom his sloppy joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). also Peyton tries to steal crushes because he likes porn.
Peyton Cornhole: hey i was talking to your crush ealier and i think i nailed her
anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong
Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*
anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong
Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*
by GuyDatingPeytonsHotMom September 2, 2020
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Get the prestongoodplayxoxo mug.A really awkward and funny guy. He can be weird sometimes too but that's okay. : Everyone's weird in there own way. Preston is very loyal in relationships and is quite a charmer. When it comes feeling down. He will try his best to put you back up and feel better even though he's not really good at it. He can be a really good friend and will listen to what you have to say. He will have his ups and downs though. He may sometimes not really open up to you. But that's when you should express your feelings and ask him if everything is okay. Who know's maybe he'll come to his siences and tell you whats up.
*Silence*
Preston: Did you know killing a man is a jojo reference?
Literally everyone else: uhhhh no. I did not.
Me: *Trying to hold in laughter* wow pff good to know.
Preston: Did you know killing a man is a jojo reference?
Literally everyone else: uhhhh no. I did not.
Me: *Trying to hold in laughter* wow pff good to know.
by Raven_skull October 30, 2021
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Get the preston elms mug.An Asian hood nigga that will fuck yo bitch and stomp on err fuck nigga that fuck wit him n he has a big shlonggg n the best kisser that yu will find but he a crazy mf n got a gun
Guy 1 “yo is that preston”
Guy2 “hyy that’s preston nobody can’t fuck wit him”
Guy1 “dammm he look chill asf”
Guy2 “hn that Asian mf will blow a cap into ur head”
Guy2 “hyy that’s preston nobody can’t fuck wit him”
Guy1 “dammm he look chill asf”
Guy2 “hn that Asian mf will blow a cap into ur head”
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Get the Preston mug.Peyton is an amazing person. MOST THOUGHTFUL person you’ll ever find. Holy cow if you ever find one keep him. He is always loyal to whoever he likes. He is patient and kind loves sports. Shy at first but funny once you get to know. I’m telling y’all go get yourself a peyton RIGHT NOW.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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