by reeegorl March 10, 2019

A person (typically a single girl) who is trying to be relatable by saying they are "awkward" and/or "undesirable" by others attractively. This is almost always used as humor, after an awkward moment or joke, someone would call themselves a potato.
by Hewwo Darknesh Mah Owd Fwiend March 13, 2018

An unremarkable, dumpy looking girl or guy. Usually short and round. Typically you will have a friend who is inexplicably attracted to a potato and spend an inordinate amount of time chasing the potato.Usually giving the excuse that she/ he has a great personality or attributes no one else can see
Dude why are you obsessing over this girl, she’s just a potato. No she has an incredible personality.
by Upenn 13 May 21, 2019

A girl who knows she's super cute but refuses to admit it so she hides behind calling herself a potato even though she is gorgeous.
by Iwinalix:) March 24, 2019

And if a nigga got a problem, bitch, I got the four pound
Put a potato on the barrel, bitch, it won't make a sound
-Comethazine
Put a potato on the barrel, bitch, it won't make a sound
-Comethazine
by Bs11111111111 August 27, 2019

by DaPotatatatatoWorshipper March 30, 2019
