poobonic plague

Intestinal disorder characterized by tremendous bowel movements not unlike diarrhea, but with an accompanying odor that makes even the afflicted person gag with disgust.

After the doctor heard Andrew's symptoms, he immediately diagnosed him with poobonic plague.

by RMusick March 12, 2012

butt plugger

Where you forsefully use your penis as a butplug

Girl: "Babe you really was a butt plugger last night "

by DeffineTheOdds June 1, 2017

i plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

An X song, You dumb fuck

I plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

You pussy
Stay down
You claim that you shootin', but hey
You know but you stickin' them rounds
Young nigga like Chucky, No cheese
Don't talk cause they comin', lil g
Yo mama was birthin', but she
She suckin' and fuckin' for free

by Eggacion April 23, 2018

Dildonic Plague

Like the plagues of history, a dildonic plague starts with a single infected person that spreads their infection to others. The symptoms consist chiefly of being driven to such distraction and stupidity in the face of easily avoidable catastophe that others who are not infected become convinced that having a violently raging dildo lodged in some hidden orifice is the only reasonable explanation, and that this "disease" is active and spreading amongst others.

This morning, our website was down because someone forgot to renew the certificate! Then the shipping department shipped my packages to the wrong address. Not an hour later, some guy clogged the toilet and flooded the bathroom by trying to flush it repeatedly. Finally, it ravaged operations, who accidentally canceled our Internet service! Someone should have taken the 10-inch vibrating mamba out of their ass before they came to work! We've got a freakin' dildonic plague on our hands!

by dirtforker February 8, 2020

cord plugger

An IT individual who plugs in cords all day. No matter what is needed to fulfill a work order -a cord plugger’s quick fix to anything is to plug in more cords. They will order every kind of splitter, adapter, etc. to get away from hiring professional low voltage contractors. A cord plugger is like a a parasite that can ruin a Telecommunications Room. Cord pluggers also charge lawyer fees for their services.

Wow! All you do is plug in cords to get paid....You are just a cord plugger...

by Chron24 February 24, 2020

Black Plague Friday

A buying event larger than Black Friday,

This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.

First things to go are:

* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods

Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".

by Bobby Peach March 13, 2020

day plugger

The act of wearing internally a butt plug during the day, all day.

Ie that dude from the climbing gym didn’t pick his bike up on the secret trailhead entrance and brought a friend, he is such a day plugger.

by Stravaruinseverythingaroundme September 3, 2020