platonic sloppy

Platonic sloppy is when you have a homie that you don’t want to date but you have a voracious desire to taste that shmeat

“Yo dude you’re like a brother to me but are you interested in some platonic sloppy toppy from yours truly?”

by Beastsquadhomiemaster December 13, 2022

Platonic Tension

In between a friendzone and getting along too well, typically seen when two friends are displaying symptoms of a failing relationship and form an intimate bond.

"Ricardo and I have been experiencing platonic tension since the beginning of the semester."
"I can totally feel it. You guys are both in a failing relationship, right?"
"Yeah, we bonded through our pain."

by varvarvic060 December 7, 2020

platonic

A word used to define a relationship between friends determining how they are to each other. e.g., friendship.
Mostly used to express the saying "more than friends, less than lovers".
- Used by those who have already fallen in love yet are too scared to be rejected by society in the sense of being closeted because of other's standards including their own families, leading to less communication and the "just friends" phase.

It's just a platonic relationship, we're not dating or anything.

by gabri.sun June 6, 2025

Platonically Cucked

(n.) A situation in which you're friends with a person or a group of people in theory, but they ignore you frequently, barely invite you anywhere, or have a group chat without you.

Bro, did you hear about how Anna cut off her entire friend group recently? Guess she finally got fed up with being platonically cucked.

by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 21, 2025

Platonic Friendship

I met this girl a few years ago and we had tried to become something great in a relationship but it never worked out. Since then we’ve only been best friends and we’ve told each other everything, we’ve had people leave our lives but we’ve always made sure to stay there for each other. I used to not be someone she wanted to open up to so the friendship was always one-sided sometimes but after she realized people were leaving her but that I wasn’t she decided to open up to me and let me give her advice the way she seeked from others instead. We’ve been friends for almost 4 years now, and once last year I started feeling like maybe me and her are meant to be more in the future. I started thinking the same thing recently maybe me and her will become something more in the future when we hangout a lot or go to college together hopefully. It’s very confusing to me because I don’t know if she feels the same way or not or if she has thought the same things I have. It’s told that platonic friends don’t think about anything like sexual attraction or truly being with each other so I don’t know if this is just feelings that are growing really strong for her overtime and that I’m really just in love with her deep down but I’ve been hiding it.

Friend 1: “The relationship could either be Platonic or Romantic. Platonic Friendship is where you won’t have any sexual desires for each other and are just long last friends but not in love.”

Friend 2: “That’s the thing maybe I am in love with her.”

by Paul walker 2013 April 21, 2024

Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it

Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends

by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018

Revenge Platonic

Getting back at your significant other for having non-sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex by going out and finding members of the opposite sex to have non-sexual relationships with.

I’m gonna have to go revenge platonic on you for you seeing your ex-boyfriend for lunch.

by eatmorchickn April 14, 2021