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Pinged

The earliest stage of alcohol consumption, when one is just barely aware of the chemical's interaction with the brain, but not buzzed yet. As close to sober as possible, but not 100%. Usually occurs within the first couple drinks, but it varies from person to person.

One might think they are pinged after a few swigs of a drink, not because the alcohol is actually affecting their brain, but because they think they should be feeling something already. This is a placebo effect, and causes people to loosen up for no apparent reason and others to call them lightweights.

Pinged is often the only state where one can be confident they are below the drink-drive limit.
Bob: How much you had?
Dweezil: Just two beers, I'm still cool to drive.
Bob: You sure? You're not even buzzed yet?
Dweezil: Nah, just pinged.
by kickflipthecat June 28, 2010
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ping-pometer

A unit of measurement, specifically the diameter of one ping pong ball, used especially during beer pong.
That shot was less than one ping-pometer away!
by AwesomeCody October 18, 2011
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Hook Ping

League of Legend’s in-game pinging system in which one of the options is a hook.
The hook resembles a rope, essentially used to tell someone to kill themselves discreetly in game.
Go hook ping yourself evan
by Ramenese March 27, 2023
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Ping Rape

Getting hammered in an online game and only losing due to the oppositions lower latency, faster internet connections.
Arghhhh, I'm losing to your internet connection, not you! This is PING RAPE!
by epinema November 25, 2013
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Ping Lord

A ping lord is a person who as amazing ping when using the internet
nerd: that guy does not lag when playing cs

legend: I have a 150ms
nerd: You are such a ping lord
by Rspmx147 October 16, 2017
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ping king

A ping king is a rich man who spends his money on luxurious items such as watches,clothes,cars and knows how to treat a women he will never do a women wrong because a ping king is a gentleman
Have you seen my mate he's a ping king
by The devil reincornated February 23, 2019
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Mr Ping

A guy that really likes noodles but sweet chilli sauce noodles are his favorite
by YesBigDaddyDolan January 30, 2019
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