Picard Squared

Losing ones hair until you lokk perfectly like Captain Picard.

Damn Daniel is losing his hair...Pretty soon he'll be picard squared

by Assnuts chicken August 19, 2008

Captain Picard

Slang for Child Porn
Originated as a more subtle way to talk online about Child Porn, or CP, without moderators or adimns noticing.

"Anyone got any Captain Picard?"

by Captain Picard April 29, 2008

Picaso

Painting a Picaso is when a man engages in anal sex with a partner and proceeds to pull out with fecal matter on his penis and thus proceed to paint the feces on his partner's face while simutaneously cumming.

"I heard Bone Daddy painted a picaso down on Esplandande."

by Stinky Peter December 13, 2008

picaco

"Pee-Cock-oo"

Unusually small Mexican genitalia, specifically the penis.

Christy told her friend Rachel that she had fun on her date with Rich Diaz, but that she wouldn't be seeing him again because of his picaco.

by Max March 31, 2003

picasso poo

When a person takes a shit, usually creamy, and it leaves a paint like residue on the toilet bowl upon flushing. Different techniques and types of poo yield different results or masterpieces.

After a 12 minute battle with the toilet, Mike enjoyed flushing so he could see his Picasso poo at work.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

picaco

hudsons small mexican cock that he uses to cum fiesta on boys

Hudson just pulled his picaco out and cum fiestaed on spencer

by Andrew February 28, 2004

picaroon

great and mighty being of the planet earth

picaroon is great and mighty

by jim bob July 18, 2006