phuket thailand

"Phuket" kind of sounds like Fuck it, so saying Phuket Thailand is just a funny way of saying it.

Girl:"I'm pregnant and it's yours."
Guy: "Phuket Thailand, no way!"

by denise77 January 21, 2008

pute

Tagalog (Filipino) slang for a white person.

Did you hear? Ate Nikka got married to some pute in the army. Typical...

by The one pinoy to rule them all May 20, 2004

pute sniffer

a person that can sense if a woman is a whore; a man that likes the stench of a whore

Ask Jimmy, he's a pute sniffer or That Jimmy is such a pute sniffer!

by mrkungfu February 21, 2008

puter punch

to strike ones pussy with closed fist

shut up or your getting a puter punch

by mikenickey February 3, 2010

putear

Hassle. Make life difficult.

"Estoy puteado en el curro" "Life is hard for me in my job"

"Al gobierno le gusta putear a la gente" "The government likes making life difficult for the people"

by fonsucu June 9, 2008

putee

an easier word for computer

adam: 3 second rule haha!
katy: I want my putee back :(

by Katy-love January 25, 2007

Phuton

An unclassy and ghetto futon often found on Craig's List. Closely related to photon.

Ad Title: my queen for you twin or phuton bed.

Description:
I have a queen size bed. It is to big for the room need smaller bed or photon. would like to swap on 6/5 or 6/6

by al k August 5, 2008