phai

weird, heartbroken, and single

The other day I was talking to a phai.

by goshlee21 June 16, 2008

Pail

Anal passage

Her vagina was sore, so I threw one in her pail.

by Baldwin Stalker May 21, 2011

phallacio

The act of oral sex.

That French man-whore Jean De Lorme gives some good phallacio I'll tell you what!

by P. Lucho August 11, 2004

Pailwhack

To be whacked by a pail

"Here comes a nice pailwhack!"

by Yanks November 17, 2004

Phalange

A very important part of an airplane. A brain doctor, or a businesswoman (who was in Conference Room B)
REAL DEFINITION:- Phalanges are the bones at the tip of our fingers (probably why Phoebe knew it). It can also mean troops moving in a synchronized manner, like a single unit.

Phoebe Buffay: Hello, my name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business.
Random person with glasses: Oh my god! This plane doesn't even have a phalange!

Sane Person: I think I broke a phalange!

by littleharmonica January 3, 2021

Phalenx

A person who is a destructive moron

He’s phalenx as fuck

by Piloten April 25, 2022

Porn Phalanx

When one lines up one's porn magazines in a grid formation (e.g. 3 x 5) then proceeds to have a good wank over them

I had my porn phalanx all lined up then the door bell rung and I was busted

by Johov October 23, 2011