pulling a peter

To fail, create gurgly noises, or make bad, awkward jokes. Synonym for "fail."

I made so many gurgles in Buddhist meditation today. It wasn't even funny how many peter's I pulled!

David: That's not funny.
Peter: Yes it is!
David: Stop pulling a peter.

by isignedthewrongname July 19, 2010

Peter North

1) A legendary porn actor whose massive quantities of ejaculate matter set him apart from most other male adult film stars.

2) (Verb) To ejaculate an unusually large amount of semen.

Peter North has starred in many adult films during his career.

(Verb) I built up so much semen during intercourse that when I ejaculated, I Peter Northed my poor girlfriend.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

Peter North'ed

(verb) Spraying or getting a large amonunt of liquid (jizz or otherwise) all over yourself or someone else.

(Girl spills yogurt on her skirt) "Ah man I just Peter North'ed all over myself..."

by dk83 May 3, 2008

Peter Gabriel

Ex frontman of Genesis and absolutely brilliant solo artist. All his songs and albums are worth checking out. His work ranges from bombastic power rock(Peter Gabriel 1) to synth pop(SO) to haunting instrumental music(Passion).

All brilliant stuff.

Buy a Peter Gabriel album now, fool!

by NecroGrim September 19, 2005

peter ugly

Is ugly as shit. Needs to get a life and stop being a retarded shit

Peter ugly is shit

by How did the December 18, 2017

Sketchy Peter

-A married playboy that uses the internet to stalk squat. Boasts the ability to 'conceal' evidence from wife.

"Sketchy Peter you cant spend that much money to go to the VIP room with that stripper, your woman will find out!"

"Hell no! I can CONCEAL it!"

by Mista Grease October 10, 2005

Peter heater

An exceptionally warm vagina.

"Darling, I'm quite cold. May I please stick my frigid penis in your peter heater?"

by Christopher Blake Mitchell February 1, 2007