Penile entanglement

When your penis get tangled in itself and well yeah you don’t want penile entanglement

Dude I heard Chases dad has penile entanglement.

by Mrfartface February 5, 2020

penile

when your pecker gets whacked with a ruler

that form of punishment is rather penile.

by amboj December 28, 2003

penile exposure

Indesent Exposure Of The Penile Organ.

Jim left his fly down, which caused for penile exposure at the buiness meeting.

by Seth Robinson February 13, 2005

Pendleton

An older woman who wears inappropraite, stripper-like clothing in an office environment.

Look at her..she is a total Pendleton!! She may have been hot 20 years ago, but now she looks like a sun dried raisin wearing her 10 year old daughter's clothes!!!

by Niceguyswin June 17, 2010

Pendleton Mud Rub

When someone shits in your lap while your on the toilet and you grab them by the hair and rub their face in it.

"Brad was on the toilet for 45 minutes, so his wife shit in his lap and he gave her a Pendleton Mud Rub"

by Jebb August 30, 2006

Penile Flatulence

Penis queef; air escaping from the penis like vaginal flatulence. Slang include pequeef, dick fart, man queef, et cetera.

Mike is known for his penile flatulence.

by Probel Chuvak June 2, 2018

Penile Dementia

to be suffering from a priapism, that is a continuous erection of the penis. This ailment is both painful and socially embarrassing.

Trevor was disappointed: he had to miss several West Ham matches because of chronic penile dementia.

by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003