Peedo

For people who prefer Heinz mayonnaise instead of Hellman’s

‘Did you see Charlie just put Heinz Mayo on his chips?! What a peedo’

by Sillysalmon June 22, 2021

PEENOOSE

1. The act of throttling yourself with a noose whilst urinating. It gives an extra sensation to the act of relieving your bladder of your urinary juices.

2. The username of someone whose last name was Kooze. Haha. Kooze.

3. Freezing a ring of urine in order to use in a future hanging as the noose.

1. Peter: "It feels so much better to relieve yourself when you have a rope tied around your neck. The lack of air increases the pressure. I love to PEENOOSE."

2. Dick: "Yo, PEENOOSE, how's the stick in your ass?"

3. Rod: "There's a hanging today. Maybe they'll hag the guy with a PEENOOSE."

by JurassicGriffin April 21, 2010

Peemailer

Men who stand at the urinal checking and exchanging emails on their blackberry

I saw that Peemailer Tim at the urinal again!

by Randi & Erika November 17, 2006

Peemer

It's the long version of P.M., the initials of Panda Monium, a Supreme Undercover Crime Fighter, often confused for an Asiatic Princess. Can be seen fighting crime from her Underwater Fortress of Death, located in Oceans Unknown. Specializing in the development of the Ultimate Mechanical Arm, Professor Panda Monium is one half of the famous Crime Fighting Duo known as "Hodge Podge and Panda Monium."

Regular Citizen: "So wait, you're telling me if I cut off my arm, I can get an arm that is the equivelant of a swiss army knife, Peemer?"
Peemer: "The swiss army knife looks like a straw compared to the HPM Mechanical Arm.... FAG."

by Peemer December 9, 2008

the peems

PM (Post Meridiam)

My class is at 2:30 in the peems

by Doow Oorydna November 16, 2018

peelo

its either a gun, a pipe, or third generation munitions supply from secret underground labratories in latvia

give me the peelo or i'll smoke you

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Peemb

A fusion/breeding of Pork, Beef and Lamb. Ideal for sandwitches and finger platters. It was originally considered to add turkey into the mix and create Turpeemb, but instead what was made was an entirely different flavor of Peemb itself: Turkey Peemb. Much like a Turkey Dog or Turkey Tofu.

Man 1: "Wow, Ralph. You can really cook up some good Peemb!"

Ralph: 'Well if you enjoy that, you should try the Turkey Peemb!'

by Gabriella March 11, 2005