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pedo-crushing

to have a crush on a younger person, or a person that might not be that young, but looks young. Can be used in any verb tense, for pedo-crushing has been happening for centuries, is happening at this very moment, and will live through to eternity.
I was totally pedo-crushing on my friend's picture from High School
by Cradle-robber March 19, 2010
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Pedo in a Speedo

Another name for a 60 year old pedophile that wears a speedo when he goes to the pool
That guy's such a pedo in a speedo!
by enigmaburrito21 November 5, 2017
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ass peddler

a person who sells his or herself sexually
Did you see the new ass peddler down on Broadway?
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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pedobear

Pedobear is a friendly bear who rides a moped.

He often gives rides to kids.
"Hi," said pedobear to little Jimmy, "I'm looking for a lost puppy. Would you like to get on my moped and help me find him?"

'Sure," said Jimmy, brushing back his blond curls, "do you have any candy?
by scodder June 7, 2010
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Peddie

(verb) To speak in Old English during any sexual act.
"He was talking Peddie to me all night long!"- Daniel B
by NerdLove September 2, 2010
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Pedo-Ball

Pronounced: \ˈpe-də-bȯl\
Function: Noun
Inflected Form(s): Pedo-Balling


The Pedo-Ball, also known as Pedoball and in Europe the Peterball is the bait used by a pedophile to lure children over to him or her.

The ball is tossed into a crowd of children in the hope that one of them will bring the ball back over to the pedophile, who will then strike up a conversation or perhaps kidnap the child with the intent to molest.

This term was first used and discussed on the NAMBLA forums where users debated over the best way to meet boyfriends.

Over time the definition has changed and a pedo-ball can in actuality be any bait which is used to lure children to yourself with the intent to molest.
"That ball filled with candy is straight up Pedo-ball bait"

"Bob is going Pedo-Ballin' tonight, he's got the ice cream truck ready"
by AshxXx March 30, 2009
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Pedo stache

A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.
Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"
by BamBamKam November 30, 2014
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