by PARROTFISH007 January 6, 2012

A variation on the Angry Pirate, where instead of a shin kicking ending, the lady simply ducks to the side at a timely moment to enable her "parrot" - or shoulder - to take the brunt of the exchange, at which point she must squawk "pieces of eight" and smile as you would if you had a beak
I was totally going to give her an Angry Pirate but the bitch ducked, so I gave her a Happy Parrot instead.
by Egosgame January 21, 2009

by B-Drac August 21, 2003

blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face
man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.
man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....
man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....
by INSANE1323 July 7, 2009

He/she was repeating everything they heard very annoyingly for no reason, he was -TALKING LIKE A PARROT-
by Your face 206 August 16, 2016

Ja Rule and The Parrot of R&B make a good couple because both of them make lame music....if you can call the latter's trite BS 'music'!
by Shawn B. August 9, 2003

Neck up you parrots !!!!!
by Batcountry October 25, 2008
