paraneige

An umbrella that is used in the snow. This is very very wrong. People should never do this since umbrellas are evil.

Look at that woman with her paraneige in the blizzard.

by disco_stu911 September 8, 2011

parantention seeker

when a friend makes reference to something you've done, just so you bring up the fact that they are much more talented than you at that thing.

A- "that's a great photo man, what camera did you use?"
S- "man, you're just saying that so I can tell everyone about how you have a $2500 slr camera and got approached to be a photographer at someone's wedding because they saw one of your facebook albums and thought you were a professional. you are such a parantention seeker".

by Little Teddy Jarnts October 10, 2013

Parade Horse

A person that we call like a parade horse, has the behavior of being proud no matter what the circumstances, shits when and wherever they want to, and doesnt worry about anything, because someone else will come by and clean it up. Just like a parade horse in a parade. It is a Brazilian saying, but a very good one that fits many people.

My boss is just like a parade horse, doesnt worry about anything and lets others clean up his mess, and proud to do it.

by shaw1188 December 6, 2014

Parakeep

When you breed parakeets and sell them for profit and the enjoyment of the fellow parakeeper.

Let's get some parakeets. Let's parakeep.

by AngeryHoboWithAStolenPhone October 20, 2018

Paraceratherium

A big-ass Rhino without a horn that was the largest land animal ever

Scientist: Uh, Phil?

Scientist 2: Yes?

Scientist: This fossil is large as shit!

Scientist 2: This is the largest animal we've ever found!

Scientist: Lets call it Paraceratherium.

by You stupid... May 19, 2021

parade head

Someone with a giant head.

Harvey: Look at that chick on the halftime show interviewing players.

Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.

by cut the cards January 18, 2023

palate jack

When you release a load onto recipient’s tongue (palate), thus completing the act of palate jacking.

Met your dad at a bar, gave him a good old palate jack.

by Jackmaster3001 March 8, 2023