Orphan

Things that technoblade murders

Technoblade: I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans

by Where are the askers March 14, 2021

orphan

something frowned upon by anyone named technoblade. they must be dropkicked, murdered, and kidnapped in the most cruel sense. if they attempt to fight back, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

“911 what’s your emergency?”
“I’ve been kidnapped by technoblade!”
…
“sir, why did you drop kick this child?”
“I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE”

an orphan is a child whose parents have tragically died

by wherearetheaskers April 28, 2021

Orphan skirt

When you own a skirt that does not look good with any of your other clothes. Thus, you cannot complete the look.

I don't have any nice shirts, I guess this will have to stay an orphan skirt until I buy something that matches.

by Shana1076778 October 17, 2013

bingo orphan

Children who get left at home while the parents go play bingo all the time.

“Look at those bingo orphans.”

“Poor kids are turning into bingo orphans.”

by Larson Peter November 1, 2023

Orphan/arpan

The legendary child rizzler who gets zero bitches and has white hair

You are such a Orphan/arpan

by Bigggus niggus November 27, 2023

national slap an orphan day

slap an orphan with only good results

i slapped an orphan on national slap an orphan day

by therapist.the.rapist December 11, 2023

Orphaned punchline

When a scene (film/tv show etc) starts with someone telling the punchline of a joke, without the setup. Usually followed by loud, overly-dramatic laughter from those present.

(Name taken from Tv Tropes).

“So he says “do you love me?” and she says “no, but that's a real nice ski mask!” - Dumb and Dumber.

Orphaned punchline

by Seeker of durt December 16, 2023