NEMO

The word used for someone who claims they have never masterbated. This is usually a term regarding females. Unless you are too young to understand what it is everybody does it and anyone who sais this is a liar!!! Hell I'm Masterbating right now, thats how honest us blokes are!

Never Ever Masterbated OOOOOOOOOmygod!!!!!!!

Andrew, luke and simon: Hey Clare how many times do you masterbate a week?
Clare: OMG i dont do that thing!
Andrew, luke and simon: O c'mon just a ball park figure...
Clare: seriously ive never masterbated ever.

Andrew, luke and simon: Your lying you must have played the odd tune on the old banjo at some point...?
Clare: EEE no girls masterbate, trust me.

Andrew, luke and simon: er... Shut up ya NEMO!!!

by one of the evil ones... April 13, 2008

nomoneyndabank

To tell one he/she has no wealth in order to get out of paying.

When the store clerk asked for the money, the customer said sorry nomoneyndabank

by robert January 24, 2005

Noemi Nose

A Noemi Nose is used to describe a person with a flawless nose. Not to hard but not to squishy as well.

“Oh my god that girl has a Noemi Nose she must be sent from heaven”

by Gaehl Camou March 26, 2019

NEMO!

What is often heard in Sushi bars and Jap resturants upon recieving your appetizer!

Found NEMO!

by Abysslooksback65 December 20, 2003

noemi

What you call a pornstar when you don't know their name.

"Dude, She's hot."
"Who is..?"
"Uh, Noemi."

by Kenny G. May 26, 2006

nemoma

Short form for mutual masturbation. More of a euphemism really. Stands for "Not Exactly Masturbation... One Masturbating Another".

"Dude, we totally had some nemoma going on in the car last night, if you know what I mean."

by kyle901 June 22, 2006

nolemon

a rare exotic yellow citrus fruit that strongly resembles--and is confused with--lemons in appearance and taste. Often served as a slice or a wedge in drinks.

Customer: I'd like an iced tea with no lemon.
Waitress: Certainly!

Customer: What's this? (*fishes out a yellow slice of fruit*)
Waitress: That's a NOLEMON.

by baystater-tmsj February 9, 2010