Child molester

1. Someone (usually over 18) who has intercourse with minors (sometimes without their consent)
2. A dude who is creepy as fuck

Billy: Dude, did you hear that old man Steve is registered as a sex offender?
Timmy: That’s because he is a fucking child molester. Remember when he had oral sex with Jimmy when he was 12?
Billy: Oh yeah, what a pervert.

by Some.Random.Bitch June 2, 2018

Myles

A kid who finds sexual things funny.

Friend: Pee Pee in butt
Myles: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

by GETHIM!!!!!!!!!! May 13, 2019

molester bumps

1.n: A form of mollescum given to someone by a molester.

The doctor said the molester bumps were caused by my Aunt Vag touching me as a child.

by Remy Martin September 5, 2007

Molestache

Part Mustache. Part Molest. 100% Pure Sexy.

Hide the children! That creepy man with the molestache is in town again.

by Lom Johnson July 23, 2009

Molesto Joe

A creepy perverted guy, one that looks like he would molest you or a guy who looks like he would like young girls. Has a white trash or skeevy appearance and is often seen checking females out and leering.

Oh My God, that dude over there is soo creepy, what a Molesto Joe!

by Olivia Mae September 23, 2008

Molest

The best way to get closer to other peoples kids.

The older man was angry at the kid about 6 years old taking so long to cross the street he yelled "I molest children your age!" from his car.

by FurFur October 12, 2009

molestache

Also known as Molester Moustache or my first mustache.

by pimphuge February 25, 2003