mobese

Morbidly obese. Someone who has taken obesity to a new level. Anybody from Houston, for example.

Man, that chick isn't just fat, she's mobese.

by Gabriel Chan October 18, 2007

Mokeskin Sack

A small, dark sack formulated from the skin of a Moke. Any objects stored in the sack are hidden from all but the owner indefinitely. Idea originates from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"Damn, Konrad. I want a mokeskin sack too!"
"Wow, you can store ANYTHING in that Mokeskin!!"

by K $ February 26, 2009

molester fingers

Same as rapist fingers. Swollen, fat appendages used for no good.

L:"Morgan, can you turn in your paper?"
M:"Well, I could try..."
L:"What do you mean?"
M:"Well, I hav--"
L:"MOLESTER FINGERS?! GROSS!"

by Mrs. L February 7, 2006

Ur ancestor a boy molester.

This insult is the reason for global warming. Even if this sentence is muttered the pits of hell draw closer. This insult is the reason your dog died. it insults the murder victims character and the character of all of the ones whom came before him. Please for the love of all things holy and loved in this world never say this.

Succnstein- Ur Granny tranny
YOU- Ur do a nignog
Succnstein- Ur grandpap a trap.
YOU- May the blessed Allah help us all for saying this but...
Succnstein- PLEASE DON'T!

YOU- Ur ancestor a boy molester.
Succnstein combusts into flames as the screams of the damned can be heard.

by Jonnie G from i creec March 17, 2018

False Modesty

To Tell everyone that what you did is bad , knowning all the way that what you did is good , just so everybody says the opposite .
Usualy used by women .

Number One :
EmoGothgirl666 : OMG , My blog is made of shit >_< (By The Way , eveyone is made of)
EmoboyLestatDarkness : Don't say that , it's great ^^ !!! !! !!
Useful Idiot : Stop talking shit -_- .
We don't need False Modesty around here ...

Number Two :
GeekBeauty : I'm not good looking , I'm ugly >_____<
D00D : No , you really are :Shamed: ^^' !! ! !!! !! !

by Salmoneus July 13, 2007

huele moles

from mexican spanish "mole (food, sauce..not the animal) - smeller"...

adj. a person who can't stand seeing a frind flirting with a hottie and instinctively stands between both and pretends knowing the girl and starts flirting with her making you aside...

barx: dude! pablo is sucha huele moles!
maza: why's that?
barx: yesterday i was hitting on this girl and when he realized, he stand between us and told her that he had seen her at a party...but the girl didn't even know him!
maza: yep, that is pablo..

by Puhercules August 8, 2009

Modesto Dude!

1. battle cry heard in Call of Duty or Battlefields.

2. When something sick happens in Modesto.

I saw someone get robbed today!" Where at? "In Modesto Dude!"

by Harry Potter's Daddy November 7, 2010