Mortimer

Lovely silly man with birds and a wide smile. Huge mouth. Bigger heart and lungs.

Me: look at that Mortimer … he fine as fuck

by Gimpsuitcrochet July 11, 2023

Mortimer

Lovely silly man with birds. Big wide smile. Bigger mouth. Biggest heart (and lung capacity).

Me: he is a lovely boy…must be a mortimer

by Gimpsuitcrochet July 11, 2023

Morten Vollset Fan Club

A friendship group brought together by a mutual love for a dude named Morten Vollset.

I'm stoked to be a member of the Morten Vollset Fan Club

by notMortenVollset87 January 12, 2024

Mortimayophobia

The fear of death while covered in mayonnaise

Sir you have mortimayophobia

by FuckReformTorta February 3, 2025

Dirty Mortenson

The act of banging a chick in the ass, then getting head, and then French kissing her

That hoe from the club last night tried to give me a dirty Mortenson. I kicked her the fuck out!

by 520supra August 25, 2014

amish mortener

The act of barging in on a wedding whilst having no pants or undergarment on, and wearing a dark place polo shirt and ski mask.

Did you hear about the Amish Mortener that was arrested the other week?

by Da nxt m&m wrapper May 4, 2018

Esther Mortimer

An amazing woman named. You guesed it esther! She is the best and will run on to rule the earth !!

Esther Mortimer is the best !

by PopsOFlops April 17, 2019