moronacopia

Having moronic abilites that border on terminal retardedness. So moronic, that it can be compared to a cornacopia, of morons, hence moronacopia.

"Jim ran face first into a pole, then managed to fall into a hole, which was on fire, and covered in bees." "Moronacopia"

by CaptainCommunist October 2, 2003

MSN Moron

A person who wastes a lot of their day perfecting their contact card and making pointless conversations over the internet when it is just as good talking to the person face to face.

I spent 3 hours on MSN last night!

You an MSN Moron.

by Jack De October 25, 2008

mormon spike

To pour Mountain Dew or another caffeinated drink into a punchbowl in order to make them hyper. Usually used jokingly.

"It's going to be a CRAZY party. I mean, I'm totally going to Mormon spike the punch."

by J Diggity Dog November 6, 2007

Moron American

An enormous minority group in the U.S. of people who loudly demand that everyone respect and adopt their fact-less, xenophobic, opinionated backwards values.

Claiming to "Protect the Children" they're on a crusade to abolish everything and everyone that doesn't obey all the rules of their fanatical beliefs.

"Omg! The Moron Americans have just BANNED the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary from a whole bunch of schools in California... because a child might look up the definition of "oral sex".

by Jexer January 27, 2010

mormon home run

An open mouth kiss between a mormon couple. This NEVER happens in a public place, and rarely happens before marriage.

Tyrel hit a mormon home run on his honeymoon for the first with his wife after a romantic walk around a mormon temple.

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

Moron Maneuver

The Moron Maneuver; an act where someone who believes they have something to prove - usually an adolescent male - performs a moronic and reckless act infront of their peers. During this maneuver the person manages to look like a dickhead and severely injure themselves at the same time. This act is usually preceded by the thoughtless and dangerous words; "You wanna bet?"

Example 1.
Guy 1: "Oi bro, reckon I can jump from this balcony to that one?"
Guy 2: "No way, you'll totally fuck it up!"
Guy 1: "You wanna bet?"

Example 2.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Niko fuck up that jump?"
Guy 2: "No, what did he do?"
Guy 1: "It was a total Moron Maneuver, he jumped one trolley, then tried to jump two put together."
Niko: "Guys I think I fucked my wrist up."

by Lucky.M June 12, 2011

Mormon Fireworks

Fireworks in Utah on days other than Holidays that are due to Missionary Farewells.

When you are driving down the freeway at night and you see massive fireworks going off in Neighbourhoods all along the Wasatch Front you know you are witnessing Mormon Fireworks.

by RepsolMan December 12, 2011